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Soon…
I know I keep saying this. But soon.
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New Story – “They Call Me Mr. Goolies”
Go and read it over here, now: “He neglected to answer Mick’s question. Instead, he turned his gaze across the Thames and stared at the sky; the grey pleroma split asunder by a vast gash of mauve and pink. Brompton liked dramatic skies. Certainty like that couldn’t be bought in the shops, nor at certain […]
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Louise the Housefly – National Poetry Day
Since it’s National Poetry Day, have this lovely piece I wrote some years back, and recorded today in my pants.
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Novel Update
So the geezer at the computer shop reckons he can’t get anything off of my hard drive; that it needs to go to the clean room, and that I need to fork out fat cash. Well, somehow, despite lacking any technical skill whatsoever, I have managed to pull a significant number files from that battered […]
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Clean Straw For Nothing – A Guide to Drinking on a Budget (2)
…And we’re back, after a hiatus of what seems like forever! Personally, I blame all the drinking. Yes, it’s… For this edition we’re going to cover everyone’s favourite pipe-cleaner – lovely gin! “Gin, cursed Fiend, with Fury fraught, Makes human Race a Prey. It enters by a deadly Draught And steals our Life away.”
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JG Ballard Tribute
According to the Guardian, this month it has been five years since the death of J G Ballard. On the night I learned of his death I wrote this: Terminally Beached – 20/04/2009 In the centre of this vast, empty space I stood and admired its geometric purity. A million tiny lines ran from the […]
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Clean Straw For Nothing – A Guide to Drinking on a Budget (1)
Welcome to the first in a series of articles about drinking on a budget. Future articles will include the best and cheapest places to drink, both in the on and off-trade, as well as good deals and fine street-drinking locations. This is… What with rising rents, a distinct lack of jobs, and what few employment […]
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Brompton Rhodes in “(Double) Deal of the Century” – Coming Soon!
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Brompton Rhodes in “(Double) Deal of the Century” – Coming Soon!
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Eschatology for Beginners – New Column!
In which, like every other bastard in the land, I talk about Russell Brand. And, like, politics and stuff. Have a look. Then have a word. Democracy? I Nearly Married Her. To vote, or not to vote? Is that even the question? Everyone’s favourite movie star Russell Brand has been seen on television recently. Nothing unusual […]