Daily Mail News Round-Up

Today’s important stories, brought to you by that bastion of quality journalism, the Daily Mail!

First up, Brooker was right!

Next up, a square gets his head expanded:

(LSD does not work like that.)

Spontaneous Human Combustion makes a comeback!

Meanwhile, people still insist on travelling to ludicrously authoritarian states built on modern slavery:

Just don’t fucking go there, man!
Now, in a wonderful follow-up to the Guardian story I posted the other day…

And finally!

I dunno about you but I’m chubbing up already. Phwoar!

Right, I’m off to scrub away the filth…

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